2008-01-14 [phoenixborn]: wowe...that was weird...I hated it...until the weird slow-mo peach hypnotic bit...and then I loved it XD if you neeed instructions on how to feed me, check out dinner XD

2008-01-14 [phoenixborn]: Bucket of chicken...

2008-01-14 [Larova]: Talk about ears bleeding...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l12Csc_lW0Q

2008-01-14 [Bookwyrm]: T___T [Larova]! Why must you try so hard to kill me? All I ever did was love your nose...T_T

2008-01-15 [Andy8178]: wtf?

2008-01-15 [phoenixborn]: Such skillfully wrote lyrics XD

2008-01-15 [Larova]: Because I like you and I'm trying to turn you into something totally aberrant. <3

Oh, I know. El Mudo is a lyrical genius.
If only the world could understand it.

2008-01-17 [phoenixborn]: Well I believe the first line is Hagawuhdunuwuwuggyziwinuwuwuwuwiddudi. No really, I think I transcripted that quite well XD

2008-01-17 [phoenixborn]: Go to 1.33- The guy laughs at his own singing! Priceless XD

2008-01-18 [Larova]: Not a bad transliteration.

2008-01-19 [Andy8178]: ha. *sarcasm*

2008-01-21 [Larova]: Sorry if you're offended by the lyrics of Chacarron.

2008-01-21 [Larova]: Not everyone can handle his messages.

2008-01-22 [Bookwyrm]: -is dead from lack of oxygen...damn laughter-

2008-01-23 [phoenixborn]: remind me what bit are you laughing at? The song or this conversation? XD

2008-01-24 [Larova]: I think the latter ties into the former well enough that it could be both.

2008-01-24 [Bookwyrm]: Yus, both. ^_~

2008-01-26 [Andy8178]: Gayy... I mean.. LAME!

2008-01-26 [Andy8178]: Sorry David, didn't mean to offend you with my last comment :P

2008-01-26 [Bookwyrm]: Who's gay? Andy...are you trying to come out to me? Why does everyone always come out to me?! T_T

2008-01-26 [Pua]: maybe you should start charging ppl... or ask "how does that make you feel" more often

2008-01-26 [Bookwyrm]: Oh dear, no. I would never ask that question more often. XD Unless I started to ask it at the end of every sentence. XD

I think I will start charging people. XD

2008-01-26 [Pua]: lol sweet! ^_^

2008-01-27 [Larova]: And how would that make you feel?

2008-01-28 [Bookwyrm]: Well, how would it make you feel?

2008-01-28 [Larova]: Good.

2008-01-28 [Bookwyrm]: Then there you are.

2008-01-29 [phoenixborn]: Hell I don't even know what it is and it feels good!

2008-01-29 [Bookwyrm]: -dies of laughter again-

2008-01-30 [phoenixborn]: O.o ....*pokes with pointy stick*

2008-01-30 [Bookwyrm]: -spasms-

2008-01-31 [phoenixborn]: ....WOO! *pokes repeatedly with pointy stick*

2008-01-31 [Bookwyrm]: -grabs pointy stick and yanks away from David- You know, that's just rude!

2008-01-31 [phoenixborn]: AHH! UNDEAD!! Kill it!!

2008-01-31 [Bookwyrm]: Isn't that redundant?

2008-01-31 [phoenixborn]: Uh...welll...unkill it! Or at the very least pull all its bits off so it can't hurt me.

2008-01-31 [Pua]: bits o.O  i think i need to take a moment on your couch mothyr ^_^

2008-01-31 [Bookwyrm]: I have bits? -looks at self- That's so WEIRD!

-gestures to surprisingly empty couch- So, what brings you to my office today?

2008-02-01 [Bookwyrm]: Whee for new pets!!

2008-02-02 [Andy8178]: Just fyi. I indirectly called david gay, and NO! I don't have a problem with my sexuality you retard!

2008-02-02 [Bookwyrm]: Mmhmm...and how does that make you feel...?

2008-02-03 [phoenixborn]: *reads through previous messages* ohhh... Andy you should know by now, we don't do indirect here. You want us to get something you gotta bludgeon us around the head with it XD

2008-02-03 [~*ICEFIRE*~]: wow mothyer witch, lol ur could be like my therapist....lol jk but ar a cool person!

2008-02-03 [Bookwyrm]: Yus, Andy. My husband is the least subtle person on the planet, followed closely behind by David...and unfortunately I've had to lower my mentality to their's when it comes to such things, because if I don't then I'll go mad trying to dissect every little thing they say...when they really mean exactly what they say. It becomes very confusing. T_T -head hurts-

XD I think I am a therapist here. If there were a therapist badge, I'd have it. XD Oh and thank you. -is cool- XD

2008-02-04 [~*ICEFIRE*~]: lol well you could make one.... hummm, that sounds like fun..... i think i might go try to make one now.....lol

2008-02-04 [Bookwyrm]: XD It can be fun...or it can be a pain in the ass. I've made three or four badges so far...and it gets annoying when they don't do what you want them to.

2008-02-05 [Andy8178]: I feel just fine with my sexuality thanks =)

2008-02-05 [Bookwyrm]: I never said you weren't...O.o

2008-02-05 [Andy8178]: Mmhmm...and how does that make you feel...?  <Question Answer^

2008-02-05 [Bookwyrm]: How does that make you feel?

2008-02-05 [Andy8178]: It makes me feel just fine

2008-02-05 [Bookwyrm]: And how does that make you feel? :D

2008-02-05 [phoenixborn]: ....*shoots you both with a shotgun*

2008-02-05 [Bookwyrm]: -is shot in the leg...whimpers a little...but looks up at David grimacing- And how does that make you feel? T_T

2008-02-06 [phoenixborn]: ...Actually *cocks shotgun* That felt pretty damn good *shoots Andy again*

2008-02-07 [~*ICEFIRE*~]: lol THat is so true makeing a badge is hard! lol ist not working to well...hummmm lol

2008-02-07 [Bookwyrm]: And that made me feel pretty damn good. Do that again, Twiglet. <3 xD

2008-02-08 [Andy8178]: *takes a cleaver and chucks it at David's pants, watching a grimacing blow to his manhood* ouch >_>

2008-02-08 [~*ICEFIRE*~]: wow.....that really sounds painful! <_<

2008-02-08 [Bookwyrm]: :O!

-grabs Andy...beats his head against the wall, drags him to a woodchipper, throws him in, turns woodchipper on, listens to Andy be torn into shreds...tends to injured Twiglet- T_T

2008-02-08 [phoenixborn]: *was about to say manhood is fine, hesitates* uh... you say "tends" what do you mean exactly? :P

2008-02-10 [Andy8178]: *pulls a Cris Angel and pops up unharmed from another location freaking everyone out* :P

2008-02-10 [Bookwyrm]: -grins at Twiglet- Nuffink.

-shoots Andy-

2008-02-11 [Andy8178]: *catches the bullet between my teeth*

2008-02-11 [Bookwyrm]: Good for you. Eventually you won't be able to dodge me.

2008-02-11 [phoenixborn]: *picks up suitcase rocket launcher from DMC4* Think he can dodge this? XD

But...but...I wanna know how I'm being tended to damn you!

2008-02-12 [Bookwyrm]: I dunno...never seen it...try it though...:D

-giggles and ignores Twiglet's anger-

2008-02-15 [phoenixborn]: Uh welll it's basically an 8 barreled heat-seeking rocket launcher. Realistic I know XD

You can ignore the anger if you like just so long as you keep with the tending :P

2008-02-16 [Bookwyrm]: I think I can manage that...-tends-

2008-02-17 [*cRaZii*]:

I WANT A LLAMA!

2008-02-17 [Bookwyrm]: That's nice. Better luck next time. :)

2008-02-18 [Andy8178]: Sucks for you :P

2008-02-18 [phoenixborn]: Okay then I shall fly one in for you!

2008-02-19 [Bookwyrm]: -snorts into water glass- I know where that Llama is from...

2008-02-19 [Andy8178]: where?

2008-02-20 [LAST MIND]: i would love to have a skunk for a pet. and i'll name it Rosevailt

2008-02-20 [Bookwyrm]: 'Tis from Texas! -points to flags-

:D Send me a message if you want to request a pet. We don't accept pet requests made here. ^^

2008-02-20 [phoenixborn]: Jesus no wonder it resorted to such desperate measures to escape XD

2008-02-22 [Andy8178]: Funny... I thought Llamas weren't native in the americas....

2008-02-22 [My Sky's The Limit]: Hey...where'd you find my Llama!? ; ; I've been looking for her everywhere!

2008-02-22 [Bookwyrm]: Lots of people raise llamas here. I don't know if they're native, but they're definitely raised here. :D

2008-02-22 [Andy8178]: I know they're raised here... I see them, but they sure aren't native because I've never heard of a free running llama here and I never heard of Llamas being over-hunted, so... I highly doubt they are native.

2008-02-23 [My Sky's The Limit]: o.o there was a llama farm down near a town called Spring Branch. Well...more of a goat farm, there was only one or two llamas.

2008-02-23 [Andy8178]: lol... My point is still correct :P

2008-02-23 [My Sky's The Limit]: Of course, of course ;]]

2008-02-24 [Bookwyrm]: -blinks at Andy-...-ignores-

2008-02-25 [Andy8178]: Aww Witchy what's wrong?

2008-02-25 [phoenixborn]: Well Screw you guys Ther's an Ostrich farm an hours drive from me ^__^

2008-02-25 [Bookwyrm]: Llama llama llama...GNORBU!! -dances-

:O! TWIGLET WANTS TO KILL ME! -is allergic to ostriches- I joke you not...we went to an Emu/Ostrich farm for a school trip once...I nearly died. Even my inhaler didn't work. T_T My grandmother had to rush up there with a breathing treatment and take me home. -headdesk-

2008-02-25 [Bookwyrm]: Staff Note: Restock needed! :D

2008-02-25 [Vaughne]: Thank you for my pet =]]

2008-02-25 [Amarth]: Honestly people? Llama's originated in South America...

2008-02-25 [phoenixborn]: YOu're allergic to ostriches?? XD OMG I'm sorry sugar but that's funny XD Not the nearly dying part, just the principle of it :P

2008-02-25 [My Sky's The Limit]: o.o oh dear...that would really suck to be allergic...I'll admit though, it is hilarious xD
Just like it's weird for my step neice to be allergic to gluton :\

2008-02-25 [Bookwyrm]: Well I'm not just allergic to ostriches. Anything with feather down I'm allergic to...including pillows...that have feater down stuffing. :P So I'm allergic to chickens, turkeys, ostriches, emus, and pretty much every bird on the planet. Add in my allergy to animal dander, nearly every type of grass, tree, and pollen, and it's a little bit ironic that I'm a nature nut. :P Oddly enough, though...I'm not allergic to poison ivy. :D Poison oak? I think so...but not poison ivy. XD

[Vaughne]: You're very welcome. :D

-points to [Amarth]- See?! Not that far from Texas! :P

2008-02-25 [Bookwyrm]: You know...I'm surprised no one has tried to name a skunk Pepe Lepu. I'm disappointed. -pouts-

2008-02-25 [Andy8178]: It's Pepe Le Pu... Dork :P I want a Skunk named that ^_^

2008-02-25 [My Sky's The Limit]: I know what you mean! I would have done that, but I love my Komodo Dragon too much -cuddles him-

2008-02-26 [phoenixborn]: I can have a special pet if I wanted. I just cant part with my Fizzgig T_T

2008-02-26 [Bookwyrm]: Actually, if you google it, it's Pepe Lepu. I originally thought to write Pepe Le Pu. :P He's my absolute favourite cartoon character (I think). I mean...who couldn't love him?

See this is what I've been saying the the forums...XD

2008-02-26 [Pua]: i love the cat that pepe falls for. my favorite episode was when the cat got sprayed with something so that she could fall in love with pepe... but then he got sprayed with something so he didnt love her anymore... an it went back an forth a few times like that...  idk it was cute i thought lol ^_^

2008-02-26 [Bookwyrm]: I don't think I've seen that one...no wait I have. I LOVE THAT EPISODE! :D -giggles- Pepe...-pats him- So sweet.

2008-02-27 [Andy8178]: Makes me want a pet skunk... Then I remember the peculiar smell that rolls in my car when I drive cross-country... That want is now gone ^_^

2008-02-27 [Pua]: id sell that smell as a perfume called "Ode de Pepe Le Pu" ^_-

2008-02-27 [Andy8178]: ewe You'd lose so much money+

2008-02-27 [Bookwyrm]: XD Actually, with enough advertising you probably wouldn't lose that much money. XD

2008-02-27 [Bookwyrm]: Staff Note: Thank you for the restock. :D

2008-02-28 [Andy8178]: lol Well... If you advertise it in the boondocks and trailer parks then no, you won't xD

2008-02-28 [Bookwyrm]: Psh...please...have you smelled half the fragrances on the market these days? "Ode de Pepe Le Pu" may actually smell nice in comparison...

2008-02-29 [My Sky's The Limit]: Witchy has a point...:\

2008-02-29 [Andy8178]: Sorry... The only fragrance I have is... That guy stuff from Victoria Secret that my ex gave me 2 years ago that I hardly ever wear... Very Sexy for men? Is that it?

2008-02-29 [Bookwyrm]: -shrugs- I don't know. I never buy fragrances there. ;) The only fragrance I've ever liked for men is Stetson. For women? I usually prefer to go for a vanilla sugar or soft berry scent in body sprays. Perfumes make me sick. x_X

2008-03-01 [Pua]: you havent smelt anything till you smelt 'Abercrombie: fierce' for men ooooo buddy is that some good smelling. expensive but good. working retail i had a few customers walk by smelling like that. makes you want to chase after them like pepe hehe ~_^ 

2008-03-01 [Bookwyrm]: Expensive=not for Witchy or her hubby...particularly when it comes to cologne. XD And I still say Stetson is by far the best I've smelled so far. Plus...I refuse to buy anything from Abercrombie. They overprice everything. :P

Personally, I'm not too big on perfumes and colognes. I like for my man to smell "good", sure...but there's a certain sensuality to that "work" smell, if you know what I mean. XD I love it when he comes home from MMA classes...He barely gets through the door before I'm snuggling close. XD

2008-03-01 [Andy8178]: How about our natural fragrances that attract us to eachother? :P

2008-03-01 [Bookwyrm]: That's pretty much what I meant. ;) Though some people naturally smell awful. XD

2008-03-02 [Andy8178]: rofl and I hope they all find eachother and breed awfuller smelling kids xD

2008-03-02 [Pua]: smelly kids unite!!

2008-03-02 [Andy8178]: Procastinaters of the world unite!.... Tomorrow!

2008-03-03 [Pua]: lisdexics untie!

2008-03-03 [Andy8178]: Lol George Carlin's newest standup.... "I call him Governor Bush because that's the last position he held legally"

2008-03-04 [phoenixborn]: *is probably too smelly to be alowed in here*

2008-03-04 [Pua]: i honestly dont see why not.... unless you are smellier than the skunk O.O

2008-03-04 [Bookwyrm]: -ties David to a chair- Smelly or not you're staying, damnit. :P

2008-03-05 [Andy8178]: There goes Witchy trying to.... Nevermind, I can't say it :D

2008-03-06 [Bookwyrm]: o.O -confusion, curiosity, irritation-

2008-03-06 [Pua]: amusement! ^_^

2008-03-06 [My Sky's The Limit]: o.o kinky? o.O

2008-03-06 [kittykittykitty]: Yeah, baby!

2008-03-06 [My Sky's The Limit]: ;3

2008-03-06 [Pua]: hmmm

2008-03-06 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: ... ok.. i didnt need to see that xD

2008-03-06 [My Sky's The Limit]: Muh bad...<<;

2008-03-06 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: xD its ok lol

2008-03-07 [My Sky's The Limit]: [kittykittykitty] didn't seem to mind it ;DD

2008-03-07 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: well im not her xD

2008-03-07 [phoenixborn]: ..I missed kinkyness??? And I was actually involved in the kinkyness that I missed? God dammit -_-

2008-03-08 [My Sky's The Limit]: Well do you mind it?

XD I'm sorry [phoenixborn].

2008-03-08 [Andy8178]: Hahaha

2008-03-20 [JingleJoe]: yay got my woodlouse :D fear mortals! fear my inceticle wrath!

2008-03-20 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: *hears a crunching sound then looks under my foot*.. woops

2008-03-20 [JingleJoe]: That wasn't MY woodlouse, mines 15 foot long ^_^ Cthulhi! go see Mr. Oogie Boogie, good woodlouse! *hears crunch under my woodlouses foot* ... oops!

2008-03-20 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: that wasnt ME.. that was my clone :D

2008-03-21 [Andy8178]: woodlice don't deserve to live.

2008-03-22 [Eeyore]: i would like to have Aves as my pet

2008-03-22 [Andy8178]: Follow the directions Eeyore

2008-03-22 [phoenixborn]: :O Giant woodlouse love! *feeds blonde-haired schoolchildren to woolouse*

2008-03-23 [Pua]: well at least there is still hope for us brunettes -_-'

2008-03-23 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: davie-pooooooooo xD

2008-03-23 [Andy8178]: *feeds the brunette-haired and red-haired schoolchildren as well*

2008-03-23 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: and my hair is so unatural youll NEVER get it right.. MWUHAHAHAHA

2008-03-24 [Andy8178]: Who cares =P

2008-03-24 [Pua]: HA! ~_^ that was smooth

2008-03-24 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: no one cares.. thats the problem *runs off crying*..

2008-03-24 [Bookwyrm]: Staff Note: Mini-Restock requested. :D

2008-03-25 [phoenixborn]: Okay then...*feeds al people with hair that is dyed, bleached, or unaturally coloured in any way to giant woodlouse*

2008-03-25 [Bookwyrm]: -vomits- You're so mean to me...:(

2008-03-25 [phoenixborn]: What? What'd i do?? :(

2008-03-26 [Pua]: its wat you didnt do that you should be worried about O_O lol

2008-03-26 [Bookwyrm]: -has dyed hair, has been fed to a giant woodlouse against her will-

And yes...it is what you didn't do that you should be worried about. -holds up hand for [Pua] to high five- XD

2008-03-26 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: also? my hair is back to natural colour xD ahahah

2008-03-26 [Bookwyrm]: -feeds Jack two giant woodlice for being an ass- :P

2008-03-26 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: you've already been eaten...

and is this like being fed to monstro?

2008-03-26 [Bookwyrm]: I was eaten?

WHY DO I MISS ALL THE FUN STUFF?! T_T

2008-03-26 [Bookwyrm]: Oh you think I meant "too"...no, I meant "two" as in the NUMBER. :P Genius, you are.

2008-03-26 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: "-has dyed hair, has been fed a giant woodlouse against her will-"

you have no attention span xD

2008-03-26 [Bookwyrm]: Of course I don't.

But that's beside the point.

Anyone have any food?

2008-03-26 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: *hands you a cookie*

2008-03-26 [Bookwyrm]: Squee! -gives quick hug, then sits on her desk to nibble le cookie- Nom nom nom! ^^

2008-03-26 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: wow.. i actually got a hug off you?.. thats new...

now

*looks to david and danny*.. 1 down... 2 to go

2008-03-26 [Bookwyrm]: I've hugged you before. -_-

2008-03-26 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: .. your not the only one with no attention span ;D

2008-03-26 [Bookwyrm]: I don't know many people who have an attention span.

That being said, I have a fantastic talent for grabbing and holding a person's attention. Wow...that sounded even dirtier than I meant it. XD

2008-03-26 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: .. xD.. it really did sound dirty

and to be honest? i dont really know anyone with attention span either..

my friend jenny? we were all playing hockey at school.. and she was in goals?.. and she saw a butterfly.. followed it... walked away from the goal like.. half way across the pitch.. and they scored against us xD

2008-03-26 [Bookwyrm]: -giggles- Oh well, it works.

-continues to giggle- That's priceless. Total Kodak moment.

2008-03-26 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: i have many priceless moments with hockey.. like.. this is a "you had to be there" one.. but

rachel? [Wine Gums and Envy].. is terrible at the game xD.. and the ball was rolling towards her?.. and it could not have been going slower xD.. and she looked at the ball.. then the hockey stick she was holding... and you could just imagine this bubble above her head saying "Hockey stick + Ball = ???" xD

and my friend sam? the hockey ball once rolled up his leg.. into his shorts.. and fell out the other leg xD

2008-03-27 [Andy8178]: I've never gotten a hug :P

2008-03-27 [Bookwyrm]: o.o You people play hockey odd...XD

Andy, lies are bad for you.

2008-03-27 [phoenixborn]: If you mean as in we play it outside on a pitch with a ball instead of inside on an Ice rink with a puk, we do both :P But outside with a ball there's significanty more opportunity for injury XD

*hugs Andy....Flips Jackie the Bird over Andys shoulder* I'd have hugged you but you stole my witchy. I will kill you -_-

2008-03-27 [Bookwyrm]: That's not what I mean. I was referring specifically to Jack's group of people, not to any broad range of people. (Oooh burn)

Stole? Me? -jumps into Twiglet's lap- Nevar!

2008-03-27 [phoenixborn]: Well sometimes it's hard to tell what you mean I'm sorry :P

yay! *clings*

2008-03-27 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: jackie the bird? O_o

2008-03-27 [phoenixborn]: I flipped you the Bird.

Offensive behaviour 101

Flipping the bird- A gesture involving displaying the middle finger of either or both hands in an upright postion whilst keeping all other fingers clenched in a fist shape. This is also known as "Giving the finger". This gesture in it's full usage should be done whilst saying "up yours" or "swivel on it" Implying the recipient of the gesture insert the displayed finger in his anus.

Here endeth the lesson.
<333

2008-03-27 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: you should have said "Here Endeth the lesson" xD

2008-03-27 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: edit it edit it xD

2008-03-27 [phoenixborn]: Thankyou! I was trying to think of a fitting ending and it just wouldn't come to me dammit! XD

2008-03-27 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: i helped i helped.. i think i should get rewarded xD

2008-03-28 [Bookwyrm]: Your queen is bored. Entertain me. :P

2008-03-28 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: *hands you a fish*

2008-03-28 [phoenixborn]: *tickles fish*

2008-03-28 [Bookwyrm]: :O That poor defenseless fish! Put him back in the water! :(

2008-03-28 [phoenixborn]: ....No fish is defenceless. They have secret powers you know..

2008-03-28 [Bookwyrm]: He is defenseless if I say so. :P

2008-03-28 [phoenixborn]: He has your protection. That makes him pretty much invincible XD

2008-03-28 [Bookwyrm]: Which is why I say he's defenseless. If I told you he were invincible, would you set him free?

You know what, you're distracting me. -gently takes fish from Jack and puts in her pond- It's a freshwater fish. Anyone who says otherwise gets a needle in the eye.

2008-03-28 [phoenixborn]: *hears fish saying it's saltwater* Oh well *hands you a pin*

2008-03-28 [Bookwyrm]: Nice try. -tosses pin at Twiglet-

2008-03-28 [phoenixborn]: *pin goes in eye*

*Runs around screaming, runs into tree , impales remaining eye*

2008-03-28 [Bookwyrm]: o.o Yay! Now you can no longer look at any other girls! ^^ -removes splinters/pins/hunks of wood from your eyes...bandages...gives stroooong meds-

2008-03-28 [phoenixborn]: But I can't look at you no more either! *sobs*